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Just procrastinate later. -digg comment

You must be the change you want to see in the world - Gandhi

Nobody can hurt me without my permission - Gandhi

"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle" -Plato

"Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live" - Mark Twain

"i enjoy telling the user that it's an OSI layer 8 problem" -yeahright, tech support

"The world takes us to a silver screen on which flickering images of passion and romance play, and as we watch, they say, 'this is love.' God takes us to the foot of a tree on which a naked and bloodied man hangs and says, 'This is Love.'" ~J.H.

"A wise man makes his own decisions, an ignorant man follows the public opinion"

Some people say I must be a horrible person, but that's not true... I have the heart of a young girl... In a jar, on my desk... - pwincezzmio, revised (Stephen King)

"Some people say that I'm a horrible person. This is not true. I have the heart of a young man. I keep it in a jar ... on my desk." (Stephen King) ...

There's a sign at my local bar that says "Free beer tomorrow". So I went in the next day to get my free beer, the bartender just pointed to the sign. -modulo1(digg)

Pollyanna-Power! For every one thing that goes wrong, there are probably 10 or 50 or 100 blessings. Count 'em! -twu.edu

“It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.” Douglas Adams

“To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.” - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Be cheerful. Strive to be happy.

Give a man a computer program and you give him a headache, but teach him to program computers and you give him the power to create headaches for others for the rest of his life... - R. B. Forest

99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, fix one bug, compile it again... 101 little bugs in the code....

We don't care. We don't have to. We're the Phone Company.

I want patience, and I WANT IT NOW!

When in danger, or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout. -- Robert A. Heinlein

If you are angry with someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes... then you'll be a mile away from them, and you'll have their shoes.

Every nonzero finite dimensional inner product space has an orthonormal basis. It makes sense, when you don't think about it.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

Look! Before our very eyes, the future is becoming the past.

Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

Remember the... the... uhh.....

Inform all the troops that communications have completely broken down.

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. -- Fletcher Knebel

Remember, drive defensively! And of course, the best defense is a good offense!

I doubt, therefore I might be.

Which is worse: ignorance or apathy? Who knows? Who cares?

1 + 1 = 3 -- from a Microsoft advertisement

Think different? I'd be happy if most people would just think...

A bus station is where a bus stops, a train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station...

Chupa-Chups: "The World Is Sucks"

Never trust an operating system you don't have sources for.

UNIX is user friendly. It's just selective about who its friends are.

What goes up, must come down. Ask any system administrator.

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo. - Andy Finkel, computer guy

You can't hug your children with nuclear arms!

"I feared regret more than I feared failure." —Taryn Rose, CEO, Taryn Rose International (an orthopedic surgeon who left it all to become a shoe designer)

Far better it is to dare mighty things to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered with failure, than to take rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in the gray twilight that know not victory or defeat. - Theodore Roosevelt

"Every worthwhile accomplishment, big or little, has its stages of drudgery and triumph; a beginning, a struggle and a victory." --Mahatma Gandhi

"All big things in this world are done by people who are naive and have an idea that is obviously impossible." - Charles Hamilton (1876–1961), English writer

"My new favorite word is 'awkward.'...The reason we need to be in search of awkward is that awkward is the barrier between us and excellence, between where we are and the remarkable. If it were easy, everyone would have done it already, and it wouldn't be worth the effort." - Seth Godin

Idea Hamsters - People whose idea generators are always running. (Officeslang.com)

CGI Joe - A hard-core CGI script programmer with all the social skills and charisma of a plastic action figure. (Officeslang.com)

Blamestorming - A group discussion of why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible. (Officeslang.com)

"I used to long to be like other people, but they tell me that I have the same effect on them as Professor Stephen Hawking. That in the contradiction between ability and disability, they see humanity." - Autistic savant Daniel Tammet

"You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. " James A. Froude (1818 - 1894)

"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars" - Oscar Wilde

"I have a problem, searched google for an answer, found a solution ... it's in german ... *sigh* I now have two problems. "

"Numbers are spiritual entities, mathematical angels." ~Deepak Chopra

"Memory is the power to gather roses in winter."

"Love those that persecute you because they are helping you make it through to your ascension."

"It takes courage to make a fool of yourself." ~Charlie Chaplin

"Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly."

"Every one of us has in him a continent of undiscovered character." ~Oscar Wilde

"Love is the extremely difficult realization that something other than oneself is real." ~Iris Murdoch

"Life is like an art gallery."

"Happy moments, praise God. Difficult moments, seek God. Quiet moments, worship God. Painful moments, trust God. Every moment, thank God."

"Happiness is like a butterfly; the more you chase it, the more it will elude you, but if you turn your shoulder to other things it will come and sit softly on your shoulders ... " ~Chris Walker

"Each year begins with a question and we spend the rest of it looking for the answer."

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."

"Do or do not. There is no try." ~Yoda

"Be DEAF when people tell you that you cannot fulfill your dreams."

"We don't know what the future holds, but we can know who holds the future. Allow God to lead you there." ~Mary Manin Morrisey

"Success comes before work only in the dictionary."~Anonymous

"Namaste: The spirit in me honors the spirit in you."

"For me photography is its own reward. It causes me to see beauty where I might not have noticed it." ~Fontplayer

"Everyone SMILES in the same language."

"The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new eyes." ~Marcel Proust

"Nothing pains some people more than having to think." ~Martin Luther King Jr.

"Goals are stepping stones to accomplishment in the direction of your purpose. ~Chris Walker

"Don't fight forces, use them."' ~Buckminster Fuller

"When you commit your life to your inspired calling, you create an immortal impact." ~Chris Walker

"What goes around comes around. Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. Sing like nobody's listening. Live like it's Heaven on Earth."

"To be successful, the first thing to do is fall in love with your work." ~Sister Mary Lauretta

"The pain of regret is greater than the pain of self-discipline." ~Chris Walker

"Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up." ~Thomas Edison

"Many claim they have found the key to enlightenment. But the door was never locked ... " ~Anonymous

"When you are fully present, you are powerful indeed. ~Alan Cohen"

"There is only one living being, and want it or not, resist it or not, effortlessly you are with God already."

"The world is dangerous not because of those who do harm, but because of those who see it and let harm be inflicted." ~Albert Einstein

"Nothing can bring you peace but yourself. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson"

"Learn to love yourself, and the rest will fall into place. ~Archangel Gabriel"

"In your life you will go far if you learn to write your hurts in the sand and to carve all your blessings in stone."

"Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the heck happened. ~Cora Harvey Armstrong"

"If you change your mind, you change your life. ~André DeShields"

"Everything has beauty, but not everyone can see it. ~Confucius"

"People see God every day. They just don't recognize Him. ~Pearl Baily"

"Mistakes are lessons of wisdom."

"Keep smiling, it makes everyone wonder what you're up to."

"In cosmic reality, failure does not exist."

"Words that soak into your ears are whispered not yelled."

"Wonder is the beginning of all wisdom." ~Aristotle

"The longest journey you will make is from your head to your heart. We are all on this journey.; ~gary Zukav

"The challenge is in the moment; the time is always now." ~James Baldwin

"No one can depress you. No one can make you anxious. No one can hurt your feelings. No one can make you anything other than what you allow inside."

"Life can only be understood backwards, but must be lived forward." ~Soren Kirkegaard

"Karma just ran over your dogma." ~Bumper sticker

"Why love if loosing hurts so much? We love to know that we are not alone." ~C.S. Lewis

"You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm."~Colette

"The only sin is to be separate from all that is. Love is to be connected to all that is."

"Should you shield the canyons from the windstorms, you would never see the beauty of their carvings." ~Elisabeth Kuebler-Ross

"one may ask just how do we walk the spiritual path? My child listen, you say little, love much, give all, judge no man, respond to all that is good and follow your lead."

"Each time you stand up for an ideal, you send forth a tiny ripple of hope." ~Robert Kennedy

"Before you can know your soulmate, you must know your soul." ~Alan Cohen

"As consciousness moves, it imagines the world in existance."

"A free society is a place where it is safe to be unpopular." ~Adelai Stevenson

"When you finally trust yourself, you will know how to live." ~Goethe

"When enthusiasm comes in the front door, worry runs out the back door."

"We cannot do great things on this earth. We can only do small things with great love." ~Mother Teresa

"To see a world in a grain of sand, And heaven in a wild flower, To hold infinity in the palm of our hand, And eternity in an hour." ~William Blake

"To invent, you need good imagination and a pile of junk." ~Thomas Edison

"There is someone who looks after us, from behind the curtain. In truth, we are not here, this is our shadow." ~Rumi

"Everything has its wonders, even darkness and silence, and I learn whatever state I may be in, therin to be content." ~Helen Keller